Let’s All Go See Some Lions and Shit

We’re leaving Sydney’s Winter behind once again and heading for warmer places.

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That’s a lie. We’re leaving a gorgeous week of Sydney weather for Africa (warm), Spain (maybe warm) and Scotland (never warm).

But we’re going. Today. And we needed a place to upload photos, to write about Spain and to make fun of Welshman drunk on whisky falling off their bikes.

I was going to put up the World’s greatest music video to commemorate the occasion but my She stole that idea and got a 24 hour headstart by posting Toto’s unbeatable 80′s MASTERPIECE ‘Africa’ onto facebook to the adoring adulation of her and my shared friends who also happen to be jerks. (Nah, just kidding, you guys are alright).

So here’s one that sums up the first part of our trip (to South Africa, not the 23 hour flight) in less than five tidy minutes:

This has everything. David Bowie. Australia. White people patronisingly paying tribute to poor ethnicities in the name of cultural awareness before flying out of the country on a huge jet. Beer. Bowie. A catchy tune. Mullets…

See! Everything!

And if that doesn’t get you excited, how about this? It’s a picture of our stupid dogs. We couldn’t find anyone to house sit so I just tied them up here next to a delicious bush. It will allow them to forage and ennourish themselves for the time we are gone. At nights they will huddle together like best friends.

hows it going, jerks?

 Next stop: Sydney Airport, Bangkok Airport, Dubai Airport and finally Joburg.